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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Interesting Forward of the Day

I don't know if these are true, but I found it interesting...




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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half

More than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead....I'll wait...

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Donkeys kill more people annually

Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass)

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You burn more calories sleeping

Than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code

Was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

From each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


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Apples, not caffeine,

Are more effective at waking you up in the morning .

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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN !

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!

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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR !

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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

But, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

And no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet
away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.


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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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