I can smell the end!

My final day of class/work this semester is May 13!  I'm so excited I can barely contain myself.  And of course I have spring fever and don't want to be there.  I was planning on getting a job over the summer, but I can't do it.  I need a break.  I plan to make money here and there while I can (I might tutor people on how to use ebay or something) but I just am so ready to relax.  I am looking forward to spending a lot of time outside, hanging with friends, rollerskating, bike riding, walks... ah, yes, heaven!

So, once again I have to apologize on my lack of original posts, but coming after May 13, you're gonna get sick of me!

Conversations with Christine: Green Eggs & Ham Edition

via text this morning:

Christine: Hola!

Me:  Hola!  Te gustan huevos verdes y jambon?

Christine: No Sam I am!

Me: In a house?  With a mouse?

Christine: I would eat them off of a really hot guy's washboard abs.

Me: What if he has a super thick happy trail?

Christine: LMAO

Christine's Urban Dictionary Submission

If you're unfamiliar with the website UrbanDictionary.com, you should definitely take a look.  It's kinda like most wikis, but far more useless.  People can submit definitions and they are accepted whether they are valid or not.  I tried to submit one for my friend Christine and she tried to submit one for me, but we were both rejected.  Here was my submission for "Christine":

Christine

A name given by parents who can't commit to adding and "a" at the end, thereby making it Christina. They prefer only two syllables.

"I really would like to name my baby Christina, but what happens when I'm tired and breathless after beating her? Christine would be much easier to say."

by hamsterkitten on Apr 9, 2010 tags: cara, orville, krystyn, crab rangoon

and her submission for "Cara":

Cara

Woman who loves animals, including dogs, cats, poultry, rodents and tsunamis. Goes out of her way to rescue abused ducks and maggot-infested cats. Has her friends' backs while harboring a deep, yet justified, distrust of authority. Possesses cool tattoos, a superb intelligence, and can write brilliantly funny things on a moment's notice. If a person makes you laugh your ass off and then offers you oreos from her Lunchable, you shall call that person Cara.

example:

Cara: I keep having this nightmare that Professor Smith shows up with my husband's redneck friends, but instead of trying to shoot my cats, he makes coffee in my kitchen!

Christine: *laughs uncontrollably*

Cara: Here, want some oreos?

Christine: Thanks, Cara!

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