I was riding my bike last night when I happened upon a deer standing along the road. I stopped my bike and decided to have a conversation with the deer.
Me: Hi, Deer!
Deer:....
Me: Hey, there's an apple tree a couple blocks down. I saw another deer eating there earlier. Was it you?
Deer: ...
Me: If it was you then nevermind. Otherwise, go eat them apples!
Deer: ...
Me: Well, you stay safe and don't go out in the road!
Deer: ...
And then I rode away.
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