Team Conan!

NBC is stupid. Leno's so over and the fact they are letting Conan go just proves why the network is in last place. Conan is a genuine guy, and hilarious to boot! I hope Fox snags him up and gives him a talk show on their station... well, since I'll DVR him wherever he goes, it doesn't matter, but I'd like to see Fox show NBC what a mistake they made. If it weren't for Community and SVU, I'd boycott NBC altogether.

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Dear Conan O'Brien

As a loyal fan of your show for many years, I feel that it is not only my right, but my duty to INSIST that you bring back two of my favorite skits and have them be staples on the Tonight Show. (And when I say INSIST, that could imply that if you refuse, you might find a severed horse head in your bed one night... just saying.)

Both characters are played by the genius that is Brian Stack! Hilarity incarnate, Brian's two beloved characters that must return are The Interrupter and Artie Kendall, the lounge singing ghost. Each time I see these skits, my heart goes pitter pat as anyone who knows me knows that I get weak in the knees over guy's that make me laugh. (Except for you, Conan, because you are so obviously taken and no offense, but I like guys with a little more meat on their bones.)

In summation, I will not beg, I will not plead, I will merely "suggest" (perhaps violently) that you revive these Late Night characters on The Tonight Show as I miss them more than a fat kid misses the ability to walk up stairs without getting winded.

Much love,

hamsterkitten