So Friday I was in WalMart.
It's no fresh news that often you come across some "interesting" people there. Of course in my hometown the most I usually scoff at are the people cussing out their children loudly in the store- talk about trashy! But nothing so interesting as what you see on People of WalMart. (If you've never checked out the site, you're really missing out on some good laughs!)
Okay, so anyway, I was in WalMart in my hometown on Friday. I was just casually strolling towards the cat food aisle and was passing the hair care aisle when I noticed a gentleman that looked to be either a rough late 30s or in his 40s. Well, he was using a hairbrush to brush his hair and then I saw him put said brush back on the shelf. His hair appeared to be somewhat greasy, but I wasn't going to get close enough to look.
First thing that came to mind was, "totally gross." Second thing that came to mind is that I'm glad I've had the same awesome hairbrush since the 80s so I don't have to worry about buying a new one that has been slightly used.
So I'm thinking that maybe what happened was that this guy had a hot date and decided to use the WalMart facilities to get ready. Maybe he washed up in the bathroom, went to the deodorant aisle to manage his body odor (assuming he had some), stopped by the cologne and spritzed himself and who knows- maybe he tested out some toothpaste while he was at it.
Of course, this is all just hypothetical. But what a great story to tell his future grandkids if he was in fact going out on a hot date.
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