If you're unfamiliar with the website UrbanDictionary.com
, you should definitely take a look. It's kinda like most wikis, but far more useless. People can submit definitions and they are accepted whether they are valid or not. I tried to submit one for my friend Christine and she tried to submit one for me, but we were both rejected. Here was my submission for "Christine":
A name given by parents who can't commit to adding and "a" at the end, thereby making it Christina. They prefer only two syllables.
"I really would like to name my baby Christina, but what happens when I'm tired and breathless after beating her? Christine would be much easier to say."
by hamsterkitten on Apr 9, 2010 tags:
cara, orville, krystyn, crab rangoon
and her submission for "Cara":
Woman who loves animals, including dogs, cats, poultry, rodents and tsunamis. Goes out of her way to rescue abused ducks and maggot-infested cats. Has her friends' backs while harboring a deep, yet justified, distrust of authority. Possesses cool tattoos, a superb intelligence, and can write brilliantly funny things on a moment's notice. If a person makes you laugh your ass off and then offers you oreos from her Lunchable, you shall call that person Cara.
Cara: I keep having this nightmare that Professor Smith shows up with my husband's redneck friends, but instead of trying to shoot my cats, he makes coffee in my kitchen!
Christine: *laughs uncontrollably*
Cara: Here, want some oreos?
Christine: Thanks, Cara!
lmao nice. You guys are insane yet fabulous.ReplyDelete
I totally agree. We are insane AND greatly fabulous! I love my Christine!ReplyDelete