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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

DKNY Underslimmers Lace Curves Briefs Review

So, I'll be honest... I have the baby flop.  If you're a mom and you weren't blessed with a flat after baby stomach (I hate you all!) then you know what the baby flop is.  It's that chunk of skin around your midsection that won't go away without a tummy tuck.  Okay, maybe it will somehow, but I don't know- I've tried about everything and no matter how much weight I lose, it is still there.  It's from stretching your stomach out a mile and then it won't flatten back.

I had never worn "spanks" before.  I'd never even contemplated it.  Not even after watching Steel Magnolias for the fiftieth time and finally realizing what Dolly Parton meant when she said she hadn't left her house without lycra on her thighs for... I don't know the rest of the quote.  That's when I figured out that not all women are perfect and some need a little extra help smoothing out the lumps.

Enter spanks... or shapewear that is.  I hate admitting that I've invested in some, but sometimes the truth must come out.  I normally wear it under dresses that are a little more shape hugging than I'd like.  But, the cruddy thing is that they are always hideous.  Let's say I fall over and my skirt flies up and someone sees that my underwear looks like granny panties gone wrong.  How mortifying!  I'd much prefer that they are camouflaged as being sexy or cute.

Hooray, DKNY!  They make Underslimmers Briefs that are actually cute!  These panties feature lace trim around the thighs and "cheekies" so that they actually look cute from the bottom up!  And of course they add some support for your baby flop!  I'd say they offer light to moderate control.  I mean, I still feel like the cellulite queen of the world, but at least I can worry a little bit less about my gut.  And I got mine in black, so I didn't feel like a granny.  The lace helps set you apart from it too, so now I will feel confident when I fall on my face an my skirt flies up!!!

MOTR Grade: B+

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